"Two-Beer Minimum" T-Shirt – For Projects That Just Don’t Happen Sober

Let’s face it—some weekend projects practically come with a built-in crack of a beer can. The “Sounds Like a Two-Beer Minimum Kind of Project” tee is made for the DIY warriors, weekend builders, and home-fix legends who know that the best ideas (and measurements) sometimes show up around beer #2.

🔧 Blueprint-Inspired Design: Featuring sketch-style tools like a hammer, ruler, compass, and—of course—two perfectly engineered beer cans.
🍺 Premium Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton that keeps you cool and comfy, whether you're building a deck or just building an excuse to crack a cold one.
😎 Lighthearted & Relatable: Perfect for those who like to mix a little laughter with their labor and don’t take “Do It Yourself” too seriously.

When to wear it: Tackling garage projects, backyard builds, hanging with friends, or anytime you want to say, “Yes, I fix things… eventually.”

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